Is it just me or...?

The following is a list that I have compiled posing scenarios in which I have noticed myself doing and now, I'm wondering if anyone else does the same...or if it is just me.

Take a look, ponder, wonder and let me know...

Is it just me or...

• You take the whole lid off the toothpaste tube instead of just flipping off the cap. This is probably just a sanitary thing when you're in a household that shares the same toothpaste but, it's just how I've always done it.

• You are capable of eating an entire packet of pasta mix that has a serving suggestion of 4. In my defence this is usually when I haven't eaten in a while, nevertheless it is still highly doable.

• You pull faces in a mirror most times you pass one, even if you’re the only one who sees it. Yeah I'm definitely guilty on this one. 

• You act out "concerts" in your room to the “crowd” as if you are auditioning for The X Factor or performing your self-titled concert, all the while holding up a hair brush because, they won't be able to hear you without your "microphone"!

• When you go to bed you lie awake for quite awhile thinking over what you should have said in that conversation earlier that day. Should not have said that, I should NOT have said that.

• You have extremely curly or frizzy hair and don’t brush it, not because you’re dirty or don’t own a brush, but because you don’t particularly feel like having an afro that day. Some will never understand the struggle of being capable of producing mass amounts of static on top of your head.

• You practice doing your makeup not early in the day, but late at night in the bathroom, only to have a shower straight after and wash it off. Wasteful, I know. However dramatic winged eyeliner* doesn't particularly suit the daytime, unless that's your style of course.

• When you sit in the passenger side of a car, you dramatically look out the window as if a camera is filming that scene in the movie where you are moving to a new town that you don’t want to go to. I've watched too many Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan movies as a kid for this one...

• You narrate your life in your head as if it’s a movie. And then, she typed away at her computer, thinking, will anyone even read this?

• When you make cupcakes or any other baked goods, you pretend you’re hosting your very own cooking show. That's coming up, right after this very short break.

• Welcome back! (sorry, that was lame). You verbally abuse inanimate objects either out loud or in your head more than you do to people. It's probably safer that way.

• You make it through reading this entire blog post because I somehow managed to keep you intrigued for the length of these points.

Stay splendid,

MeltedToastyMind

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